Sarah's rules for not being a tool.
I was going to comment on a couple things that I read in the news today (1: Donald Rumsfeld = war criminal according to Germany, 2: Turkey is highly concerned with our politics...interesting), but instead I'm just going to make a proclamation. Are you ready? This is a good one. It has been declared! If you are a white mid-western college boy, and you wear your baseball cap in any way other than straight forward or straight back (i.e. to the side), YOU ARE A TOOL! You aren't cool. You look ridiculous. You look like you're trying too hard. The end. Do not wear your baseball cap like that. Also, minus more points to you if you're wearing your cap sideways AND you pop your polo shirt collar. That = double tool. Grrr.
posted by Sarah @ 11/15/2006 08:55:00 AM
2 Comments:
Oh man, you make me laugh. How's the job going? Your peeps want updates!
Go Obama!
Hey Marvin, watch Casablanca at some point. You'll see that the "collar mullet" has been in existance for far longer than we have. And, I'll ammend my rules. If you're Humphrey Bogart, you are not a tool, even if your collar is popped.
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