Ugh..my house has turned into a brothel!

So, I'm gone for one night, and my apartment turns into a house of sin. I don't get it! Apparently last night, one of my roommates invited friends from her hometown down to visit Mankato. Two guys. One of these guys was a guy that she ended up making out with this weekend after breaking up with her boyfriend. The other one is a guy who gave her sister crabs. YUCK YUCK YUCK!! So, I guess the two guys and my two roommies decided to play Presidents and Assholes (we'll call my roommies J and B for now...B being the one who invited these guys). The two guys and J drank, B doesn't drink. And somehow, SOMEHOW, B ended up sleeping with Crabmaster Flash, and J ended up sleeping with the guy that B made out with this weekend, while a third girl they were hanging out with was left all alone in my living room.

Does anyone else find this as absolutely reprehensible as I do?? I'm absolutely disgusted! AND glad that I wasn't around for any of this, and that it was all over with when I got home. So, in summary, I'm in the market for a new roommate for next year. Anyone know anyone who needs a nice girl to live with? I'm pretty easy to get along with!

Anyways, enough with that disgustingness. I'd like to forget about it ASAP.