Worst way to get tips, EVER!

This is without a doubt the worst way ever to get tips (obviously, hence the title). I went out with my cousin Dave last night to "cause a ruckus" in his words. We went to a place that has live music, and it was a great time in general. But, at one point, someone said something to me that was completely unbelievable. I was hanging out with Dave's friends, and since one of them had bought me a beer, I owed him one, so I went to go buy him and me a beer. I went up to the bar and the bartender approached me. He saw that I had a card, so he directed me toward the ATM, since they didn't take cards. When I came back, he was causing a ruckus of his own over something. Completely upset. So, when he comes over to serve me, he says, "I'm so pissed! The other bartender is serving that girl over there, and she's cuter than you and I wanted to serve her." Ouch. For me. Not for him.

Now, I'm not arguing that the other girl at the bar was cuter than me. She was the kind of cute that the bartender would have gone for. Bleach blonde hair. Fake boobs. Revealing shirt. Whatever. Her appearance isn't the issue. The issue is, this bartender works for tips. I don't know a whole lot about working for tips, but I'm pretty sure that you don't want to insult the people that you're looking for tips from. I'm pretty sure that you don't tell the girl that you're serving that you didn't want to serve her, because there was another girl who was cuter that needed serving. I was astounded. And minorly insulted. But whatever. I'm glad that I'm not a bleach blonde, fake boobied bimbo.