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So, I was just reading the Colorado Springs Independant (the newspaper for the alternative, weirdo crowd in C Springs, which somehow, I fit in most with) and I came across a little tidbit, which I thought would make a good blog post. It was entitled "5 things to put in a time capsule, to confuse our great grandchildren in 2106." So, here's my version:

1.) A cassette tape and a CD. Their response "You mean, music used to be traded in places other than this chip that's implanted in my brain??"

2.) A cordless phone, connected by a landline. Their response, "You mean, people used to communicate other ways than with these chips that are implanted in our brains?"

3.) Recordings of reality shows such as Fear Factor, My Fair Brady, Survivor, etc. Their response, "How is watching someone eat rotten pig intestines and then vomit entertaining at all?"

4.) A brochure for a Hummer. Their response, "You mean, they used liquified fossils as a fuel source that couldn't be renewed once it ran out? That doesn't make any sense at all. Although, it does explain why I'm wearing this gas mask and SPF 500 sunscreen now."

5.) An areial (sp??) picture of Los Angelas. Their response, "Huh, I guess that's what Southern California looked like before it fell into the ocean after the great earthquake of 2050. What a pit."

Apparently, everybody is going to have chips implanted in their brains in 100 years and LA will no longer exist. I don't know how that happened. Weird.